#CANCELLED

The internet is a dumpster fire. Time to throw some gasoline. Preorders open in:

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We promise not to spam you. Just one email when preorders open.

Preorders will go live at 12:00 PM EST on June 30th, 2025. That's when the countdown hits zero!

The standard edition will be $24.99 with free shipping in the US. International shipping rates will apply outside the US.

We're aiming to ship by July 2025. Preorders get first dibs and we'll email you when your copy is on its way.

1-4 players, perfect for game night or family gatherings where you need an excuse not to talk about politics.