WHAT'S THIS CLOWN SHOW ABOUT?
#Cancelled is the card game where you get to take down the most annoying influencers on the internet. It's like Twitter drama meets Uno, but with more consequences and virtue signaling.
Draw & Play Your Clout
Each turn, draw 2 cards from the deck and play up to 3. Drop influencer posts, launch viral trends, or sabotage others with brutal scandals. It's not personal — it's algorithmic.
Exploit the Trends
Time your moves to match trending topics for bonus followers and respect boosts. Play it right and you'll skyrocket. Miss it and you're yesterday's meme.
Cancel or Be Cancelled
The first to hit 1,000,000 followers wins — unless your Respect hits zero first. Apologize, deflect, or drag someone down with you. There's no prize for dignity.
MEET THE WORST PEOPLE ONLINE
These clowns have been ruining your feed for years. Now it's your turn to ruin their careers.
CRYPTOBRO
"Not financial advice bro"
CAMGIRL
"Subscribe for exclusive content 😘"
GYMBRO
"It's all about discipline bro"
BEAUTY GURU
"This foundation changed my life"
HOW TO PLAY (SO EASY EVEN YOUR DAD CAN DO IT)
Build clout. Burn reputations. Survive the scandal. Be the first to reach 1,000,000 Followers or be the last influencer standing. Fame is fleeting—but #Cancelled is forever.
SETUP
Each player gets a Profile Page (Player Board), 10 Respect Tokens, and starts with 100,000 Followers. Deal 5 cards from the Main Deck. Reveal 3 Trend Cards face-up in the middle. Whoever posted most recently on social media goes first. No social media? Oldest player starts (you fossil).
YOUR TURN (FOUR PHASES)
Every turn follows this viral recipe:
- Draw Phase: Grab 2 cards from the Main Deck.
- Play Phase: Play up to 3 cards. Mix and match Influencer, Scandal, Action, or Apology.
- Trend Phase: Played a card that matches an active Trend? Score bonus Followers or Respect!
- End Phase: Discard down to 7 cards. If your Respect hits 0, you're #Cancelled and out.
HOW TO WIN
Option A: Be the first to hit 1,000,000 Followers.
Option B: Outlast everyone else—if they're all cancelled, you win by default. It's ruthless out here.
CARD TYPES
INFLUENCER CARDS
Boost your follower count or respect. Extra gains if they match a trending topic. Examples: Heartfelt Vlog, Charity Livestream, Meme Review.
SCANDAL CARDS
Destroy reputations. Target another player and chip away at their public image. When in doubt, cancel.
ACTION CARDS
Special moves like boosting posts, blocking scandals, or stealing trends. Some are petty. All are powerful.
APOLOGY CARDS
You messed up—again. These cards let you recover lost Respect. Includes classics like the Notes App Statement and Public Apology Video.
TREND CARDS
Global game-changers that affect everyone—like an Adpocalypse or Platform Algorithm Boost. Brace yourself.
PRO TIP:
You don't need to play all 3 cards. Sometimes it's smarter to hold that Apology Card or Action for the perfect moment. Timing is everything.
PEOPLE ARE ALREADY LOVING IT (OR HATING IT, WHICH IS BASICALLY THE SAME THING)
"I cancelled my ex's crypto bro boyfriend in the first round. Game of the year just for that."
"My Thanksgiving was saved when we played this instead of talking politics. Now we just argue about which influencer deserves it more."
"As an actual influencer, this game hurts my feelings. 5 stars, would get cancelled again."
READY TO START CANCELLING?
Preorder now and be the first to take down these clowns when the game ships this fall.
STANDARD EDITION
- 200+ Savage Game Cards — From wholesome vlogs to reputation-destroying scandals. No one is safe.
- 4 Wild Influencer Cards — Cryptobros, camgirls, gymbros, and beauty gurus. Chaos guaranteed.
- Easy-to-learn Rulebook — Your drunk uncle will figure it out before his second beer.
- Free US Shipping — Because getting cancelled shouldn’t cost extra.